Birthday Cake

7oz.

This cookie doesn’t just whisper “happy birthday”—it shoves you face-first into the cake. Vanilla dough screaming louder than a kid high on Mountain Dew, sprinkles exploding like Skittles in a microwave, and a cream cheese birthday core that’s supercharged, overstuffed, and frosted like a piñata that went boom all over the place. This isn’t cake. This is your inner child after five juice boxes and a dare. Blow out that candle with your mouth full. You owe it to them. 

ALLERGENS: wheat, seeds (sunflower lecithin), soy. 

COOKIE CARE: Room temperature or microwave for 5 seconds. Good on counter for a few days. Freeze up to 3 months for best. 

FOR PICKUP: Choose Pickup Date/Time in "Cart", BEFORE Checkout. 

*All cookies are baked to order. Blue Box available when ordering 4 cookies. Smaller orders come in paper sleeves, paper bags, or small to-go box. Pickup orders are not individually wrapped.

FOR SHIPPING: All cookies are baked to order and sealed in airtight pouches. Please allow 3 business days for processing. We usually ship on the third day, but depending on when your order is placed and the delivery speed selected, we’ll adjust the shipping schedule to avoid your package sitting at UPS on Sundays or holidays. For this reason, we don’t ship on Thursdays, Fridays or holidays.